Don't Be A Whiskey Dick
Markus | Posted 2/13/2009
It used to be so easy. We would get drunk each friday night and then go out hit the clubs in town to find some girls. And oh, man, were we successful. The more booze we squashed down our veins, the easier the words came out of our mouth. Seductive words. We were cool, or at least, we believed we were. We had a whole night of fun and eventually took a chick home. Thats where the drama started. We were tired of all the booze, dancing and talking shit all night. And we wanted to sleep. Our little friend down there wanted too, so she got pissed off and eventually left.
That was a typical booze story that used to happen many times. You maybe thought it was a clever way to get around our fears about meeting other people and used it as a good strategy. Lamentably it never worked. Here's why - explained in my 10 commandments against drunk flirting:
1) You talk shit.
When you're on booze, you usually talk more than necessary. While you might think it's cool, in reality, it's not. If you are lucky and get to talk with a woman that's not intoxicated, she will go and run as soon as she can. Drunk men, especially in groups, are disgusting for every healthy woman.
2) Quality is low.
Women who go out in places where people only communicate when they are on booze usually are not the kind of Quality women that I like. They drink themselves, and you will find a lot of disturbed individuals. Go out one night to these places without drinking and see for yourself. Its disgusting.
3) Competition is hard and more drunk.
Why compete in an arena where your competition is by the hundreds? If a woman in a club looks only a little bit good she will be approached a hundred times every evening. If you are number ninety, chances are low she listens to you - even if you might be better for her than all the other pricks. She will not notice.
4) You are not yourself.
Drunk people get tired and depressed - and show their neediness more than any other individual. Women - especially those of higher quality - will notice.
5) Your fears come back next morning.
Even if you manage to conquer some ladies the night before because after ten whiskies you got your guts together and approached a couple of them, you will not feel better in the morning. The reason is, you did it in a different state. You are not in that state in the morning (actually, in a MUCH worse state), so your subconscious brain cannot relate to that experience and will simply purge it.
6) You will feel like shit for a couple days
Booze makes you feel high in the moment, but the hangover lasts for a couple of days. Valuable time where you could have gone out meet some women on the street or in the supermarket!
7) She will not call back.
They never call back after a drunk night when they dont know what they said or did. I can understand.
8) Your little friend gets tired.
You probably noticed that one :-)
9) The David Wygant 10 pm rule
My friend David Wygant has a rule - if going out to bars, 10 pm is the limit. Thats the time all the good women are either taken or left to take a rest for the next wonderful day - so why not do the same? Try it and you will notice that many clubs are best before 10 pm, and thats before the drinking starts!
10) Hit The Streets
If you went home at 10pm, you can get up next morning and try meet some people in the streets or in the mall! Women love saturday morning shopping, so be where the women are. Also, competition on the street is close to zero - don't make things harder than necessary and take use of the moment!
This blog was posted by Markus on 2/13/2009 and is filed under Dating.
